When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
Laughed out loud
Guest post by Kelly Baker
Keurig and Tassimo coffee machines: The bane of my existence. I’ve had a beef with these things since they first came out. For me, these coffee makers represent the ultimate wasteful laziness that our society has fallen victim to. Honestly people, how hard is it…
Kanye West getting deep on twitter
this is why I love this man.
Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
is this real
Not perfect but at least Kanye is questioning.
Bikes and balloons: A shot from the streets of Amsterdam
A beautifully illustrated short film based on a New Yorker’s excitement for the city’s new bike share system in a message left on an answering machine.